A YMCA parody to starting a criminal team: Four Pokémon One-shots
Elite Overlord LeSabre™ presents four of his one-shot fan-fictions from the archives for your reading enjoyment!
The Po-ké Cen-Ter!
Trainer, Are you feeling down?
I said, Trainer, cause you were beaten sound?
I said, Trainer, when you arrived in this town
You don’t need to worry at all
Trainer, we’ve got a place you can go
I said, Trainer, when your Pokémon feel low
Heal and stay there, and it won’t cost a dime
I’m sure you’ll have a good time
It’s fun to heal at the Po-ké Cen-ter
It’s fun to heal at the Po-ké-Cen-ter
They’re ready and waiting for you to enjoy
You can get to know a Nurse Joy…
It’s fun to stay at the Po-ké Cen-ter
It’s fun to stay at the Po-ké-Cen-ter
You can call up your folks, you can take a nice snooze
In here you simply can’t lose
Trainer, your Houndour looks weak,
I said, Trainer, Taillow’s wounded its beak
I said, Trainer, their health is far from their peak
But help is not far away
When the Gym Leader shows your team no mercy
I said, Trainer, get them refreshed for free
And just go there, to the Poke Center
You’ll be welcome each time you enter
It’s fun to heal at the Po-ké Cen-ter
It’s fun to heal at the Po-ké-Cen-ter
They’re ready and waiting for you to enjoy
You can get to know a Nurse Joy…
It’s fun to stay at the Po-ké Cen-ter
It’s fun to stay at the Po-ké-Cen-ter
You can call up your folks, you can take a nice snooze
In here you simply can’t lose
Trainer, I was once just like you
I said, Trainer, when Weedle poisoned Pikachu
I felt even a Magikarp could beat me
I felt that training just wasn’t for me
That’s when someone saw me just about dead
And said, Trainer, look for the roof that is red
There’s a place there where you can heal up your team
For Trainers, it’s a welcome scene
Po-Ke Cen-ter
It’s fun to heal at the Po-ké Cen-ter
It’s fun to heal at the Po-ké-Cen-ter
They’re ready and waiting for you to enjoy
You can get to know a Nurse Joy…
Po-Ke Cen-ter
It’s fun to stay at the Po-ké Cen-ter
It’s fun to stay at the Po-ké-Cen-ter
You can call up your folks, you can take a nice snooze
In here you simply can’t lose
Po-ké Cen-ter
It’s fun to heal at the Po-ké Cen-ter
It’s fun to heal at the Po-ké-Cen-ter
