Hello! I’m Elite Overlord LeSabre™, otherwise known as “the Buick guy” around the forums. Years ago, I was pretty involved in the fan fiction scene. Those pieces are still on the site, but have long been buried by newer stories.

But, if you’re wondering what kind of random writing I used to do, here are some one-shots (short stories) to check out, all in one place for your convenience. Three of these were entries for past Get-Together writing contests on the forums.

Expect my short chaptered stories to be featured in future posts, where we’ll delve into the adventures (and misadventures) of my Trainer OC character.

You can navigate to the next story via the page numbers, or click on the links below:

• The Po-ké Cen-Ter! – A YMCA parody. They’re ready and waiting for you to enjoy. You can get to know a Nurse Joy.
• Final ‘Memory’ – It’s no secret that the ‘rivals’ in Pokémon X and Y are annoying beyond belief and can cause even the most mild-mannered Trainer to lose their cool. But why? Is it just a misguided attempt to make new friends, or do they have some ulterior motive?
• An Open Letter to the President of Silph Company – What exactly is Silph Company’s enigmatic Tiksi Branch? What goes on at this isolated division in the middle of Siberia’s frozen wasteland? And how are employees selected to be transferred there? This letter, written by an employee who found himself sent there, holds some answers – but creates even more questions.
• So You Want to Be a Team Leader – A guide to starting your own criminal team in the Pokémon World.

Edited by bobandbill and Mercurybro.